How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.