How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.