Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
A mushroom.
Yo no space.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Reddit already. Downvote.
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
The redditor never gets gold
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Idk...