How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.