How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page