When it doesn't reach the front page.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
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He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
On a plane.
Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
It must be heredditory.
It blew up
Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!