What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

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