What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe