It cracked.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
If your kid has down syndrome.
You can hear a cough drop.
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
They both want to crack open a cold one.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.