Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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Cause they hate the French press

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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So the Germans can march in the shade.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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B/c it's painful and not required

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*