Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Spring water.

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Because she was drinking on the job.

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They both hate the French press

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French press. (Too soon?)

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press