Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille