Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.