Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.