Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C