How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican cyclops?

Juan Eye.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.