How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you