How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.