What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.