What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.