What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties