How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.