How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.