Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King