What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

Previous Random Joke Next
Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is