What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!