What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins