What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".