What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?