What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.