What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up