Take me to your lieder!"
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Because they're not garbage collectors.
Alien vs. Predator
You're drunk ET, go home!"
Alien vs Predator.
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now
Alien vs Predator
Tractor beams.
They trod on his corn.
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Alien versus Predator.
Gravi-tea !
A human chu
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Take me to your breeder !
Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
With an astroknot.
Take me to your liter!
Hello. Hello.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
A mars-upial
A MARSHian
Austalian
ayy lmao
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Something from another universe -ity !
We need a ROOF!
Whoever wins...we lose.
E.T. the extra testicle.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
because they are searching for intelligent life too.
With Starbucks!
Because they are very scentimental.
By laying flowers on their grave.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
a Snapping Turtle
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
At least Pluto exists
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
I want Samoa!'
He went back 4 seconds.
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
I don't want to plow my driveway
A firm grip on the back of her head.
Garbage collectors.