Take me to your lieder!"
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Because they're not garbage collectors.
Alien vs. Predator
You're drunk ET, go home!"
Alien vs Predator.
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now
Alien vs Predator
Tractor beams.
They trod on his corn.
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Alien versus Predator.
Gravi-tea !
A human chu
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Take me to your breeder !
Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
With an astroknot.
Take me to your liter!
Hello. Hello.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
A mars-upial
A MARSHian
Austalian
ayy lmao
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Something from another universe -ity !
We need a ROOF!
Whoever wins...we lose.
E.T. the extra testicle.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
because they are searching for intelligent life too.
With Starbucks!
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
Muscle tone deaf.
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
A: Wait until it ripens.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
I don't know you tell me.
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
The South Will Rise Again
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
Illegal aliens. LOL
He'd be an illegal alien.
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
New Jersey got to choose first
Ping Lo.
Because they live in misery
