Take me to your lieder!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Alien vs. Predator
You're drunk ET, go home!"
Alien vs Predator.
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now
Alien vs Predator
Tractor beams.
They trod on his corn.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Alien versus Predator.
Gravi-tea !
A human chu
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Take me to your breeder !
Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
With an astroknot.
Take me to your liter!
Hello. Hello.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
A mars-upial
A MARSHian
Austalian
ayy lmao
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Something from another universe -ity !
We need a ROOF!
Whoever wins...we lose.
E.T. the extra testicle.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
because they are searching for intelligent life too.
With Starbucks!
asks the bartender. "I got fired."
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Because cats are K10
She had mittens !
The human race.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Crimea river
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
A good start.
lol
Professor + I'm sorry. lol.
Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
