Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.