Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!