Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Hanukkah Jokes More Hanukkah Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs