What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.