Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.