Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!