What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Participate Jokes More Participate Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.