What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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A peng-lose!

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Not being disabled.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!