What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.