What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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They like to stay anony-moose

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.