Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.