Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.