Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.