What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.