What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.