What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!