What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.