What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Organised crime.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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The cow has the udder.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.