Understandabull
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Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A hole in Juan!
They get BUCKED up!
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
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It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done !
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
Pay him
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Shipped beef!
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
A bilingual chicken
One second mom, I'm coming!
Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.
A mistake
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Antique farm equipment.
A farmer
The plot.
Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
He was charged with battery.
