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Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A hole in Juan!
They get BUCKED up!
This is a bomb in a bull.
He didn't play well with udders.
understand bull
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
A bull smiles when you milk it.
A bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
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It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A steak-out!
Bull the chain when your done !
Play with others.
A full bull!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
They steer them!
Because he was smooooooooth
Take away his credit card.
Pay him
A mat'o'gore.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
In his beef case!
I can't get pasteurize.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Shipped beef!
Hamburger!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Udder chaos!
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Pit-bull in kids sandpit
You don't want beef with me
A: A milkshake.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because in charge Yoda was.
The mid-life crisis.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
