Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!