Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.