What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."