Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

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How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."