What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.