What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole