What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!