What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.