What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.