She was taking god's name in vein.
a force of habit
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
It was all a myth-take!
Boil the hell out of it.
A religious movement!
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Because he was hooked on worms.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.