Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Virgin mobile.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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You boil the hell out of it

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eFISHancy!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.