Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.