Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins