What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.