What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.