What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.