What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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