What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!