What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a green lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a green lentil on my face.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.