What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!