What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.