What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".