What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.