Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.