Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he