Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.