Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he