How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.