How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!