How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.