How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste