What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh