What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip