What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.