Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!