Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.