Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable