Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan