He was caught counting carbs.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
They both go down for the count!!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
Because he was using fowl language!
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!