Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.