Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.