Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.