What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.