What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.