What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.