How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

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