How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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Let's knot."

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Top Gear,

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He just didn't have the wheel to live.