How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.