How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.