How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.