How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.