How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.