What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.