What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string