How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!