How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her