How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

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What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'