What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"