What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V