What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.