What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.