What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater