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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out"
Pair-o-Medics
You whore.
because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
An O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Because of the B O
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Your mom is funny.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
Denim denim denim p
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
To go with the traffic jam.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
They both ask for change and never get any.
You don't want to look down.
K
A fork
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.