A Coke-o-nut.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out"
Pair-o-Medics
You whore.
because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
An O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Because of the B O
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Hi, Cliff "
Hi, Ladies!
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
He only promised to be gone until November
A tutor.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Wednesday
Pb & J.
J
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
Not everyone gets it
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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