A Coke-o-nut.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
P and O.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Dude, your is hanging out"
Pair-o-Medics
You whore.
because they pump-kin
Four. O, double-u and e.
They're not infallible
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
Because it's playing dead.
Nice belt.
They both turn "o" into "O".
You owe Eve an O.
An O.
One had to P.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A carb-o-rater
Because of the B O
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A double-vowel shotgun.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
How can you take something out you've never put in
Neighbor" thanks bugz
Neighbor
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Coke.
O....Hi!.....o.....
They might give you Hi-V back!
They turn off their Xbox.
None--He'll only promise "change."
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
