How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.