How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side