How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.