How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.