Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
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Coffee Mug
It's over, man.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
My zipper.
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Two. Obviously.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.
Sham rock.
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!